A Skin Condition

When William Shakespeare coined the phrase "winter of discontent" he must have been suffering from dry skin. Only the irritations of dry skin can bring out such fury in the imagination. Dryness has resulted in my legs resembling the surface of the moon. White and rough with no visible sign of life. I used a moisturiser called "Nivea Body - Aqua Milk" - which should be called de-moisturiser. As a result of using this, my skin has become like Kalahri Desert with no sign of water anywhere. I feel sorry for all the germs on my body. They are all going to die of thirst because of this.

I want my money back.