Siddhuisms

The title says it all. For those who came in late, these are the comments made by the Indian Cricketer-turned-commentator Navjot Singh Sidhu. Following is a list compiled from various websites. You are welcome to add more to this list

• There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
• Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
• Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
• India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.
• Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn.
• If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers.
• Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
• Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
• He is like Indian three　wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but　cannot go beyond 30.
• The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis.
• Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings.
• The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it.
• As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
• The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
• The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
• He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
• The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
• Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar.
• We are all Adam's children. It's just the silk that makes all the difference.
• The way indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala. If one falls and everything else falls.
• If my aunt was a male, she would have been my uncle.
• He's like a cool cucumber fried in snow.
• Darker the berry, sweeter the juice.
• Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
• You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
• Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
• He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
• One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
• This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
• Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
• Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
• You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
• The cat with gloves catches no mice.
• Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
• You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
• He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
• The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
• That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.